You Got Questions? I AM NOT YOUR MONKEY!

I'm just going to post randomness on here from now on.
Self realization’s kinda a bitch.

Self realization’s kinda a bitch.

2 weeks ago
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Pretty sure the car Anthony K drove in “The Chase” exists in Portland.

Pretty sure the car Anthony K drove in “The Chase” exists in Portland.

3 weeks ago
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Not looking to be saved at midnight. So obviously I fuck with strangers on the interwebz.

Not looking to be saved at midnight. So obviously I fuck with strangers on the interwebz.

1 month ago
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… *shakes head* FIRST SUGGESTION. FIRST!!!

… *shakes head* FIRST SUGGESTION. FIRST!!!

4 days ago
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… And then I set the internet on fire.

… And then I set the internet on fire.

1 week ago
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Because it will make my mother laugh. Used 4 manufacturer coupons, 3 store coupons, a store promotion. Paid $4.85, submitted for $3.50 rebate… So essentially I paid $.27 for each item…

Because it will make my mother laugh. Used 4 manufacturer coupons, 3 store coupons, a store promotion. Paid $4.85, submitted for $3.50 rebate… So essentially I paid $.27 for each item…

2 weeks ago
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Love when anonymous strangers offer me financial advice…

Love when anonymous strangers offer me financial advice…

1 month ago
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@nerdist!!! Dude… There is a melodica at the Jazz Jam I’m performing at. IT LIIIIIIIVVVVVVVEEEEES!

1 month ago
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